“You keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door.”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“At the beginning of the school year, Vern had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house. He drew a treasure map so he could find them again. A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. Nine months, man. You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - The Writer

“I thought a great place to meet girls would be where they teach English as a second language. These girls would be from foreign lands and a little disoriented and I would look attractive because I speak English. But in the end it did not work out as I had hoped: I was told to take a hike in fourteen languages.”
Steve Schirripa - Vinnie

“Everyone in the city is having sex at the exact same time except for us.”

John Cusack - Jake

“You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. A long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune.”

Seth MacFarlane - Johann Krauss