“If you don't care what folks says about dis family I does! I is told ya and told ya that you can always tell a lady by the way she eat in front of folks like a bird.”
Hattie McDaniel - Mammy - House Servant

“- Eddie: You just tried to take a bite out of my arm!
- Johnny: I'm sorry, Eddie. It was just gonna be a little bite.”
Danny Zorn - Eddie
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“I ate my twin in the womb.”
Hana Mae Lee - Lilly

“Every family has a kid who won't eat. My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years!”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“Is there a history of insanity in your family?”
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee