“- Montana: What do you want?
- Miklo: I thought you wanted it.
- Montana: What?
- Miklo: My chop.
- Montana: I don't want his pork chop.
[grabs apple from Milko's tray]
- Montana: I want his life.”
Enrique Castillo - Montana
Damian Chapa - Miklo

“- Roland Tembo: Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
- Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
- Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Ted: I don't know, I'm just not that turned on by her lately.
- Body Factory Attendant: I hear oysters are good for potency.
- Dr. Rick: Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off.
- Ted: If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody.”
Charles Rocket - Ted
Steve Lundquist - Body Factory Attendant
Rick Overton - Dr. Rick

“I'll have a bacon cheeseburger and a blowjob.”

William Forsythe - Spyder

“I don't see how pork chops could lead to intercourse, no matter how good they are.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch