“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Muriel Heslop: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
- David Van Arkle: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Daniel Lapaine - David Van Arkle

“Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything: friendship, family, it kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else: you feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have.”
Keith Gordon - Arnie Cunningham

“Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.”

Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- Mildred: Friendship's much more lasting than love.
- Wally: Yeah, but it isn't as entertaining.”
Joan Crawford - Mildred Pierce
Jack Carson - Wally Fay