“Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.”
John Deszo Ratzenberger

“- Nick Kudrow: I asked you not to handle the wine, please!
Art Jeffries: You know, it's good to see you've got your priorities in order. That's better. You're not worried about murdering a nine year-old boy but you're worried about this fuckin' wine!”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow
Bruce Willis - Art Jeffries

“- Bob's Wife: It was never my intention to break up a home. I come from a strong solid family background; my parents have been married for 25 years...
- Judith Moore: Wow, you sound great! Can I fuck you?”
Tamlyn Tomita - Bob's Wife
Holly Hunter - Judith Moore

“Family values have gone straight to hell.”
Joe Stevens - W.E. Slaughter

“In this life, family is the most precious gift we are given, the most sacred. Turn your back on them and that is when you truly have nothing.”
Maria Konstadarou - Yia Yia