“- Whitey Powers: The moment I laid eyes on him, I could tell he'd done time. They never lose it, you know. That tension, it settles up around their shoulders.
- Sean Devine: He just lost his daughter, maybe that's what's settled in his shoulders.
- Whitey Powers: No, that's in his stomach. The tension in his shoulders, that's prison.”
Laurence Fishburne - Whitey Powers
Kevin Bacon - Sean Devine

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“Perhaps the reason for my growth was intended for larger things. After all, a giant man can't have an ordinary-sized life.”
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young

“- Princess Fiona: It's me... in this body.
- Donkey: Oh my God, you ate the princess!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Ma Falcone: Your necks are bigger than your heads.
- David Falcone: That's only because there are no muscles in our heads to exercise.
- Ma Falcone: What about your brain?
- Peter Falcone: The brain is not a muscle; it's an organ!
- David Falcone: And it's a good thing, too. Otherwise, our heads would be so huge, we would fall over!”

Jacque Lynn Colton - Ma Falcone
David Paul - David Falcone
Peter Paul - Peter Falcone