“Rambo is the best combat vet I've ever seen. A pure fighting machine with only a desire: to win a war that someone else lost. And if winning means he has to die, he'll die. No fear, no regrets. And one more thing, what you choose to call hell, he calls home.”
Richard Crenna - Col. Samuel Trautman

“Speak not of twigs when you look at an oak.”
Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“You've got to trust me, Mr. Spade. I'm so alone and afraid. I've got nobody to help me if you won't help me. Be generous, Mr. Spade. You're brave. You're strong. You can spare me some of that courage and strength surely. Help me, Mr. Spade.”

Mary Astor - Brigid O'Shaughnessy

“- Big Baby Sweets: Who the fuck is this Sugar Bear?
- Phat Tittie Kittie: He's a cop from Frisko. He's the baddest cop on the force. I heard he took the entire Frisko cartell on by himself. I heard that motherfucker swallowed a hand granade to save a bunch of refugees and shit. He's one bad motherfucker.”
Violent J - Big Baby Sweets
Kayla Kleevage - Phat Tittie Kittie

“- Jed: How did you get shot down, Colonel?
- Lt. Col. Andrew 'Andy' Tanner: It was five to one. I got four.”
Patrick Swayze - Jed
Powers Boothe - Lt. Col. Andrew 'Andy' Tanner