“It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Josephine Chesterfield: Why are women better suited to the con than men?
- Penny: Cause we're used to faking it?”
Anne Hathaway - Josephine Chesterfield
Rebel Wilson - Penny Rust

“I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.”

Donald Sutherland - Jerry O'Neill

“One woman used up only 3 minutes, and another used three 2-hour tapes.”

James Spader - Graham Dalton

“Now I know why girls like horses.”

Keri Lynn Pratt - Cherie Claymon