“- Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what's your skin regime?
- Abby: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?”
Lisa Marie Russell - Saleswoman
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Rachel: You don't look evil.
- Georgia: Make-up helps.”
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel
Jane Seymour Fonda - Georgia

“- Carl: Here. Put this on.
- Ken: What is this?
- Carl: Lip gloss. Makes you look hot.”
Paul Jabara - Carl
John Friedrich - Ken

“- Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
- Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
- Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
- Sulley: No.
- Mike: How about Wet Dog?
- Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“- Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
- Dante: It's not tan, kid, it's bronzed.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante