- Peter Malloy: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay".
- Howard Brackett: So what happened?
- Peter Malloy: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall".
Tom Selleck - Peter Malloy
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Dave: Moocher, you're Catholic, right?
- Moocher: Yeah.
- Dave: Did you ever go to confession?
- Moocher: Twice.
- Dave: Did it make you feel better?
- Moocher: Once.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Jackie Earle Haley - Moocher

“- Irena Dubrovna Reed: What should I tell my husband? Naturally, he's anxious to have some word.
- Dr. Louis Judd: What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed
Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd

“- Dick Grayson: Why don't you let her know who you really are instead of letting her think you're just a good-for-nothing playboy?
- Bruce Wayne: If she knew I was the Batman, she might worry - not that she cares anything about me.”

Douglas Croft - Dick Grayson
Lewis Wilson - Bruce Wayne

“- Susan: You have to tell me the truth now. What happened the night Richard died?
- Henry: Don't you know?
- Susan: I'd like to hear it from you.”
Wendy Crewson - Susan
Macaulay Culkin - Henry