“- Greta: He knocked over another ATM. This time at knife point. He needs your legal advice.
- Fletcher Reede: [picking up phone and shouting] Stop breaking the law, asshole!”
Anne Haney - Greta
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“Del Rio was a town in trouble, a town with a gun at its back; plagued by crime that just wouldn't stop, and cursed with a Sheriff that wore black. So you would think they would be suspicious, but certain folks rarely are. They're willing to trust their law to just about any man who wears a star.”
Merle Haggard - Balladeer

“If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.”

Héctor Elizondo - Joe

“The law has little to say on things left undone.”
Henry Jones - Coroner

“I lived outside the law, but only outlaws didn't judge me.”
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake