“I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe

“When richwives get dead I usually go after the husbands.”
Guy Boyd - Det. Jim McLean

“- Miranda Hillard: What happened?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
- Miranda Hillard: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
- Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.”

Sally Field - Miranda Hillard
Robin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

“I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.”
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“- Eliot Arnold: Do you think someone's trying to kill your husband?
- Anna Herk: God, I hope so!”
Tim Allen - Eliot Arnold
Rene Russo - Anna Herk