“- Samuel: I want a chance to escape. To be free or at least a chance to die trying.
- Leon Feldhendler: Better to escape and live.”
Emil Wolk - Samuel
Alan Arkin - Leon Feldhendler

“- Des: They're puttin' me in a foster home.
- Cory: No way. We'll just take off.
- Des: Where?
- Cory: Who cares? Vince and my Mom got me grounded so bad it's like jail. Been locked up for three weeks and I'm sick of it. I took off school at lunch today and I ain't goin' back. I want out.”
Brendan Fletcher - Des
Myles Ferguson - Cory

“- Racine: I'm your prisoner, right?
- Takeda: You are free to go, see how long you live without me to protect you!
- Racine: That's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm taking the first flight back to New York, then I'm going to send Kinjo a postcard, see how well he does in my turf!”
Christopher Lambert - Paul Racine
Yôko Shimada - Mieko Takeda

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“- Howard Brackett: Tom, do I look like a homosexual?
- Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Bob Newhart - Tom Halliwell