- Detective Marcus Burnett: Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: And I'ma be with him.
[pulls a gun]
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You know what it gonna be if I'm there, gonna be "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" nigga.

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“You were special, Kate. Do you have any idea how much time I gave you? Months. Yes, months. I sacrificed for you, but now I'm going to show you sacrifice. What are you going to do? Are you going to cut me? Do it!”

Cary Elwes - Det. Nick Ruskin

“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Taste my steel, you dog!”
Bruce Campbell - Roland the Intrepid Explorer

“Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.”
Eddie Bracken - Roy Walley