“I don't see why it's so complicated. You like Tripp. Tell Tripp you like him.”

Zooey Deschanel - Kit

“- Cody Maverick: Oh man, I'm in love.
- Chicken Joe: What are you standing here next to me for? You should go talk to her.
- Cody Maverick: No way, man! I'm not gonna go talk to her.
- Chicken Joe: Dude, she's totally into you!”

Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick
Jon Heder - Chicken Joe

“The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“I just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly I see she's not the... bitch I thought she would be.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“I am the gangster of love.”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman