“- Streak: You got any nakedpictures of your sister?
- Gilbert Noble: Of course not.
- Streak: Wanna buy some?”
Brent Hinkley - Streak
Chris Klein - Gilbert Noble

“- Dorothy's Mother: I don't see any nakedpictures of you here, Paul. I don't see any pictures of you with your privates hanging out for the whole world to look at!
- Snider: Let's get the camera. I'm willing.
- Dorothy's Mother: Oh, I bet you are.”

Carroll Baker - Dorothy's Mother
Eric Roberts - Paul Snider

“Your body's shot! With your clothes off it's all over the place; I can't keep track of it!”

Sir Michael Caine - Ray Say

“Photography's an art. You gotta have the right film, you gotta have the right exposure, and you got to scream just before they get the food to their mouth.”

“I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it is artistic.”
Richard Hunt - Janice