“- Will Parker: What's wrong with perfection?
- Joe Heiser: Nothing, if you're God, and you're prepared to wait 500 million years for it to evole. But we have to start building this boat next week.”
Matthew Modine - Will Parker
Stellan Skarsgård - Joe Heiser

“- Aurelio: I can stare at an egg for hours, wondering how nature can make things so perfect.
- Miranda: 'Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you!”
Armando Brancia - Aurelio
Pupella Maggio - Miranda

“You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.”
Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter

“- Sinbad: May Allah grant we find food and water.
- Harufa: And may Allah grant we find nothing else.”
Kerwin Mathews - Sinbad
Alfred Brown - Harufa

“To eat good food is to be close to God.”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo