“- Cop: Who do you like better, Picard or Kirk?
- Nick: There's no question about it. Kirk.
- Cop: You bet! You gotta respect a guy who can fuck a green bitch and destroy a whole civilization, all in 60 minutes.”

Paulina Porizkova - Cop
Aaron Eckhart - Nick

“- Glenn Odekirk: Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?
- Howard Hughes: Sure. Who doesn't like tits?”

Matt Ross - Glenn Odekirk
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“- Jack Grace: What kind of movies do you prefer, the ones with the sad endings or the happy ones?
- Claire Harrison: The sad ones definitely. I like movies that make me cry.”
Adrien Brody - Jack Grace
Charlotte Ayanna - Claire Harrison

“I guess what I like most about my movies is that they're not about special effects.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“- Statler: I like the movie fine so far.
- Waldorf: It hasn't started yet.
- Statler: That's what I like about it.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf