“I found out what a mine is anyway. It's a hole in the ground with a darn fool at the end of it.”
Fredric March - Samuel Langhorne Clemens (Mark Twain)

“I only take one step at a time. That's why I was given two feet.”
Glen Campbell - La Boeuf

“If God existed, He's a fake. Or, more likely, a foot. A giant, all-powerful, all-knowing foot!”
Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw

“- Roy: I know what you're thinking, but let me explain...
[Claudia kicks Roy in the crotch]
- Roy: [very softly] Mommy. You must have a really wide foot because you got both of them”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
- Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
- Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck
Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Fleck