“Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“I don't think women in the Bronx have periods.”
Ryan Merriman - Lenny Levine

“In the next room, gentlemen, is the finest food, drink and pussy in New York at a price.”
Bob Hoskins - Owney Madden

“- Jimmy Dix: You don't like women much do ya Joe?
- Joe Hallenbeck: At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Harry Tasker: Helen... is having an affair!
- Albert Gibson: Welcome to the club, man!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker
Tom Arnold - Albert Gibson