“- Jenny Whiteman: Daddy, you work very hard for your money. You don't have to justify anything.
- Dave Whiteman: I know, it's just that, you know... maybe I'm feeling a little guilty.
- Jenny Whiteman: Guilt sucks.”

Tracy Nelson - Jenny Whiteman
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Shaun: I'm so sorry.
- Phillip: Sorry for what?
- Shaun: Er… nothing.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“I didn't kill him. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a Kleenex?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

There's no excuses, Paul. No one has ever, ever paid admission to see an excuse. No one has ever faced a black screen that says: "Well, if we had these set of circumstances, we would've shot this scene... so please forgive us and use your imagination." I've been to the movies hundreds of times. That's never occurred.
Mark Borchardt - Filmmaker