“It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Roy O'Bannon: I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
- Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
- Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“We were living in a democracy the last time I checked.”

Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“Our BelovedLeader is wise. He is gentle, kind and strong. We wish him joy. We wish him peace. We wish him love. And the other thing in our time we wish more than this, is for the United States to explode in a ball of fiery hell. Die America, die.”

Yuna Song - Korean Girl

“- Torrance Shipman: Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.
- Courtney: You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!”
Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman
Clare Kramer - Courtney