“They're hot, Chief! They've got fire in their eyes, hunger in their bellies and great big shoes on their feet!”

Richard R. Grant - Clifford

“- Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
- Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
- Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
- Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Tom Holland - Peter Parker

“- Phil: You're not really wearing that are you?
- Alan: Wearing what?
- Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you guys just fuckin' with me?
- Alan: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Zach Galifianakis - Alan

“- Cell Guard: Put that on. You're having dinner with Steranko in ten minutes.
- Michael Corben: Jerk. If he thinks I'm wearin' this army surplus reject, he can forget it. It's not my style.
- Mariska: Michael, number one, this is a very nice Armani suit. And number two, you have no style.”

John Tench - Cell Guard
Richard Grieco - Michael Corben
Gabrielle Anwar - Mariska

“- Mel Horowitz: Do you know what time it is?
- Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.”
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz
Alicia Silverstone - Cher