“We've all been screwed by Governor Tracy, and now, I'm going to screw her!”
Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly

“The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester.”
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I hope he likes spaghetti, they serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons!”
Noel Pierce Coward - Mr. Bridger

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random