“- Sister Mary Clarence: Hey Father Thomas, what's happenin'?
- Father Thomas: What's happening is I've been sent to deliver a message like I'm working for Western Union instead of the Roman Catholic Church.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence
Brad Sullivan - Father Thomas

“All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.”
Elizabeth Peña - Pilar

“Eventually I want to be a full-time mother who works occasionally - and being an actor you have that freedom.”
Carrie-Anne Moss

“- The Great Edgar: For my next experiment, I will saw the little maharaja in half.
- Charlie: I'm a victim of sawcumstances.”
Edgar Bergen - The Great Edgar
Charlie McCarthy - Charlie

“Funny how I meet you at all my homicides.”

Sam Levene - Police Lt. Abrams