“- Nick: Imagine a world before chickens - a chickenless, eggless world...
- Fetcher: I am - and it's horrible.”
Timothy Spall - Nick
Phil Daniels - Fetcher

“The world's full of strange stuff. It all started with those blue M&M's.”
Carmen Argenziano - Frank McIntyre

“- Delmar O'Donnell: This stew's awful good.
- Wash Hogwallop: [examining his fork] You think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday... I'm afraid she's startin' to turn.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell
Frank Collison - Wash Hogwallop

“Do you know what a farm vet does? He helps cows get well so they can live long enough to be turned into quarter pounders. It's ridiculous!”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly

“He's a sharp tooth! We're not his family! We're his diet!”
Anndi McAfee - Cera