“It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée.”

Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams

“- Meredith Blake: First change I make is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.
- Meredith's Assistant: Oof, Ice Woman!
- Meredith Blake: Proud of it, babe!”
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Alex Cole - Richard

“I've often wondered why it is we have children in the first place. And the conclusion I've come to is... At some point in our lives we realize things are screwed up beyond repair. So we decide to start again. Wipe the slate clean. Start fresh. And then we have children.”
Nicole Kidman - Evelyn Stoker

“- Carla Pestalozzi: You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
- Stanley Goodspeed: When?
- Carla Pestalozzi: Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty.”

Vanessa Marcil - Carla Pestalozzi
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton