“- Striker: Ok Murdock, I think I got something that just might work.
- Murdock: What?
- Striker: A bobby pin.
- Murdock: Bobby pin. What the hell's a man doing with a bobby pin?”

Robert Hays - Striker
William Shatner - Murdock

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Doyle Hargraves: What in the hell you doin' with that hammer?
- Karl Childers: I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up holding it.”

Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“The enemas take some getting used to, but, in time, you'll learn to look forward to them like an old friend with a cold nose.”
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones