“You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models. He's Dusty Dinkleman, he's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman.”
Fred Ewanuick - Clark

“He's like you, dad! Except he's brilliant.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks

“What one man can do, another can do.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Charles Morse

“- Claire: Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?
- Rose Morgan: I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.”
Mimi Rogers - Claire
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“- Customer: Bullshit! You know who you're fucking with?
- Day-Day: Bishop Tutu?
- Customer: Try again, motherfucker!
- Day-Day: Winnie Mandela's little ...
- Customer: Try again, motherfucker!
- Day-Day: Just an ugly ass black dude.
- Customer: I'll go postal on this motherfucker!”
Michael Blackson - Customer
Mike Epps - Day-Day