“I probably have too much sympathy for Mr. Brown and not enough patience with Mrs. Brown. We get cases like that every day. The wife is bored; marriage is just a habit. But on the other hand, she accepts everything her husband gives her.”

Eve Arden - Sally Aikens

“Bad table manners, my dear Gigi, have broken up more households than infidelity.”
Isabel Jeans - Aunt Alicia

“Relationships can be a lot like a loaf of bread. At the beginning they're hot and fresh and you can always get a rise. But with time, if you don't knead them carefully, they grow old and stale. Now I know that life ain't no Easy Bake Oven. With the kids and my husband's job, it's almost as if we've forgotten to add the yeast.”
Natasha Richardson - Darlene Dodd

“Old habits die hard, I guess... if you don't kick 'em, they kick you. Ain't marriage grand?”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“He used to bring beautiful women here. Eat fine meals, drink fine wine, listen to music... but it always ended with screaming.”

Jeffrey Combs - Crawford Tillinghast