“- Batman: I tried to save you.
- Catwoman: Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire.”
Michael Keaton - Batman
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“- Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
- Watson: A woman doctor?
- Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
- Watson: Would you like some heroin?”
Rebecca Hall - Grace Hart
John C. Reilly - Dr. Watson
Will Ferrell - Sherlock Holmes

“- Dr. T: I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
- Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike!”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.
Helen Hunt - Bree

“You should never traumatize a woman sexually. I should know, I'm a medical doctor.”
Lori Capp - Traumatized Yacht Owner

“- Cindy: Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you.
- Diana: Please don't say they need help with that.
- Cindy: Always.”
Kristen Miller - Cindy
Jessica Driscoll - Diana, Principal's Secretary