“- Vincent Benedict: You could be a boxer or something. I could be your manager.
- Julius Benedict: No, I could never fight for money.
- Vincent Benedict: Well that's fine. You fight, I'll keep the money.”
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict

“- Edmond Honda: Half this money's yours.
- Ryu: Money?
- Edmond Honda: Yes, my man. I might have lost the fight if you hadn't been around. Here, take it. Japanese fighters stick together... 'cause we're brothers!”
Richard Epcar - Honda
Skip Stellrecht - Ryû

“- Ronda Rousey: You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.
- Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.
- Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.”

Ronda Rousey - Ronda
Jerry Ferrara - Turtle

“I got yelled at, got my ass kicked – and then gave him my money! You know who lives like that? Hookers.”
Gianni DeCenzo - Demetri

“Well, excuse me, did I say anybody could leave before the battle is over, did I?”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon