“I'm hot... and you're not!”
Noah Blake - Rhet

“Don't play hard to get, you might miss something.”
Robert Rusler - Buzz

Every girl wants me. I should be in Hawaii drinking a piña colada, looking at some Hawaii chick: “Hello, honey”.
Corey Haim - Dinger

“- Captain Briggs: Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? Do you know my record?
- Harry Callahan: Yeah... you're a legend in your own mind.”
Bradford Dillman - Captain Briggs
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
- Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?”
Michael Cera - Evan
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell