“- David: It is too late, my blood is in your veins.
- Michael Emerson: So is mine!”
Kiefer Sutherland - David
Jason Patric - Michael

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You’ve got red on you.”

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“If it bleeds, it leads!”
Kelsey Grammer - Robert Hawkins