“- Cindy Lou Who: Santa?
- Grinch: What?
- Cindy Lou Who: Don't forget the Grinch. I know he's mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he's actually kinda... sweet.
- Grinch: Sweet? You think he's sweet?
- Cindy Lou Who: Merry Christmas, Santa.
[goes upstairs]
- Grinch: Nice kid... bad judge of character.”

Taylor Momsen - Cindy Lou Who
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Charlie Arglist: It's Christmas! Everyone's nice on Christmas!
- Vic Cavanaugh: Only morons are nice on Christmas.”
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist
Billy Bob Thornton - Vic Cavanaugh

“- Agnes Smith: Rose, what did you get me for Christmas?
- Rose Smith: You'll find out tomorrow.
- Agnes Smith: I hope it's a hunting knife!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“Christmas isn't about complaining over what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.”
Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz