- Brian Hope: I thought you were supposed to be eating fish on a Friday.
- Charlie McManus: No, you're way out of date. Vatican II said we don't have to do that anymore.
- Brian Hope: Who's "Vatican II"? The deputy pope?
- Charlie McManus: Ignoramus. You can't have a deputy pope. The pope's infallible; you can't be deputy-infallible!
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“Between air conditioning and the Pope, I chose air conditioning.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Deloris: We could pack this joint.
- Mother Superior: Through blasphemy? You have corrupted the entire choir!
- Deloris: How can you say that? I worked my butt off with these women! They've given up their free time to do this, and they're good! I mean, sister, we could, we could rock this place!
- Mother Superior: Out of the question!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior

“In Rome today, the Pope issued a message of hope for believers in their fight against what he termed the godless and lost. He offered a prayer for the young, whom he described as sadly in need of faith and not the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs and contemporary poetry.”
Reggie Harris - Anchorman

“- Juan Bramuglia: More bad news from Rome, she met with the Pope. She only got a rosary and a kindly word.
- Ché: I wouldn't say the Holy Father gave her the bird. But papal decorations, never a hope.”

Gary Brooker - Juan Bramuglia
Antonio Banderas - Ché