“- Roland T. Flakfizer: That spells cash with a capital...
- Jacques: K!
- Roland T. Flakfizer: You should go back to school.
- Jacques: I hated teaching.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
Bob Nelson - Jacques

“- Cameron Poe: Many hands make light work. My daddy taught me that.
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Ya know what my daddy taught me?
- Cameron Poe: What's that?
- Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom: Nothing.
- Cameron Poe: Self-educated man.”
Nicolas Cage - Cameron Poe
John Malkovich - Cyrus 'The Virus' Grissom

“He teach me how to fish, how to sail boat! He give me arms and hands and feet, feeling good outside and he teach me how to feel good inside!”

Spencer Tracy - Manuel

If you ask him why he hates jazz, he says things like "Jazz is the sound of the Devil, sniggering at our folly". So you end up not knowing anything... except now I know for sure the Devil doesn't lurk in our attic.

Robert Norman - Fraser

“- Junior Healy: My dad said the 3rd grade is the foundation of my education.
- Mr. Peabody: Your dad said that. Your dad is a moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is? That's what your dad is.”
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
Gilbert Gottfried - Mr. Peabody