“Do you not know that in a woman eagerness passes for weakness?”
Robert Bice - Lao Ta Tan - Eldest Son

“- Roger Swanson: Why give into a slump? Let's go down swinging.
- Nick: Like Michael Jordan.
- Roger Swanson: That's the wrong sport, but I like your enthusiasm.”
George C. Scott - Roger Swanson
Jesse Eisenberg - Nick

“Okay, and bring a lot of movement clothes, AKA jazz shoes, dance belts, Lycras, et al. And seriously, FYI, you guys, this is not an excuse to get out of your regular activities. This is an excuse to do some good musical theatre. So be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bullshit attitude and baggage at the door because we don't need it! ”
Amy Poheler - Susie

“- Holly Golightly: Don't you just love it?
- Paul Varjak: Love what?
- Holly Golightly: Tiffany's! ”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“- Tony: From here on in, everythin's gonna be all right! I got a feelin'!
- Doc: What have you been taking tonight?
- Tony: A trip to the moon! And I'll tell ya a secret. It ain't a man that's up there, Doc. It's a girl, lady.”
Richard Beymer - Tony
Ned Glass - Doc