“- Tracy Lord: Only for the moment, I'm not interested in myself.
- C. K. Dexter Haven: Not interested in yourself, Red, you're fascinated. You're far and away your favorite person in the world.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?'. But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.”
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower

“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

Cordélia Ferreira - The Evil Queen

“You show up to fuck my best friend, and you pry into the lives of others to conceal how worthless and boring your own life is. I don't deserve this.”

Elisabeth Moss - Catherine

“- Don Champagne: Are you sure there's no other way?
- Mona Champagne: There is only ever my way.”
Patrick Wilson - Don Champagne
Katherine Heigl - Mona Champagne