“You told me you were going to bring a smile to the hips of everyone in America.”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Amy Archer

“Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!”
Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“- Captain von Trapp: Drapes?
- Maria: They still have plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.
- Captain von Trapp: Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?
- Maria: Hm-hm. And having a marvelous time!”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“Nothing hard about kids. Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.”
Charlie McDermott - Stewart

“The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania