“A woman spends all day over a hot stove slaving away for her man. The least he can do is the dishes.”
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“- Mollie: Rona, if there wasn't such a thing as love, what kind of guy would you get to be your kid's father?
- Rona: Someone with a small mouth and good hair. Broad shoulders...
- Mollie: No, no, I'm talking about, what kind of a man would you want to stick around and help raise your child?
- Rona: There's a man who'd do that?”
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
Twink Caplan - Rona

“Men always feel that they have to fix things for women, but they're not doing anything. Some things just can't be fixed. Just be there, somehow that's hard for all of you.”
Annette Bening - Dorothea Fields

“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
Bette Davis - Kit Marlowe

See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.
Rosie Perez - Gloria Clemente