“You are so beautiful, my baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity.”
Leonardo Cimino - The Baron's Doctor

“- Julie Hastings: You'll perfect the skin. You'll make it work. It doesn't matter.
- Peyton Westlake: Julie... don't you think I told myself that? Night after skinless night!”
Frances McDormand - Julie Hastings
Liam Neeson - Peyton Westlake

“- Cigaweed Man: That's nothing but a cigarette...
- Carter: That's cigaweed!
- Cigaweed Man: Well it looked like a cigarette...
- Carter: You better have glaucoma.
- Cigaweed Man: I do.”
Wayne King - Cigaweed Man
Chris Tucker - Carter

“- Shelby Munker: I try to do natural things. A lot of people in my family died of cancer. Bye.
- Ruby Spar: They... they died of cancer smoking pot?”

Marta Heflin - Shelby Munker
Margaret Ladd - Ruby Spar

“- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale