“- Ben: I'm Ben Whittaker. I've got an appointment with Miss Ostin.
- Becky: I thought she was meeting with her new intern.
- Ben: That's me.
- Becky: How old are you?
- Ben: 70, you?
- Becky: I'm 24. I know I look older. It's the job. It ages you, which won't be great in your case... Sorry.”
Robert De Niro - Ben
Christina Scherer - Becky

“Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake

“I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake!”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“Wait a minute. No way! Wait a hot shittin minute. Rule 1: no relative of mine is going to eat hot dogs as long as he is sharing my cabin.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig