“- Squirrel: Who's that in the bedroom?
- Squirrel's Father: Huh?... Oh, her. Met her in a waffle house in Fort Worth.
- Squirrel: It's good to see that your job huntin' isn't interfering with the really important things in life, like pickin' up strange women.”
Ethan Embry - Squirrel
Keith Szarabajka - Squirrel's Father

“The two most important things are the work that you choose and sex.”
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Malcolm Moldowsky: I am the Congressman's right hand.
- Erin Grant: You must be a very busy man.”
Paul Guilfoyle - Malcolm Moldovsky
Demi Moore - Erin Grant

“Over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!”

Tom Hanks - Woody

“Greatness. It comes in many forms, sometimes it comes in the form of sacrifice - that's the loneliest form.”
Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans