“You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“- Annie: You've got a lot of style for somebody with pigeon crap on their shoulder, Cosmo.
- Cosmo Carboni: That isn't real pigeon crap. That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know?”
Anne Archer - Annie
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

“- Cell Guard: Put that on. You're having dinner with Steranko in ten minutes.
- Michael Corben: Jerk. If he thinks I'm wearin' this army surplusreject, he can forget it. It's not my style.
- Mariska: Michael, number one, this is a very nice Armani suit. And number two, you have no style.”

John Tench - Cell Guard
Richard Grieco - Michael Corben
Gabrielle Anwar - Mariska

“- Mel Horowitz: Do you know what time it is?
- Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.”
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“Conservative clothes never go out of style.”
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates