“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, "Oh, hell, your period". This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“- April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
- Keecia: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
- Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
- Keecia: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
- Jessica: I had my period, ok!”
Anna Faris - April
Maritza Murray - Keecia
Alexandra Holden - Lulu
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison

Haircut suits you, by the way. No, it does, it does! No gag. "Never make a joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycles", page one.
John Hannah - James