“Cuz it's real difficult in life to get things the way you want them. When I'm writing it's easy. But there's a fly in the ointment. I have no... talent.”
Kevin Corrigan - JJ Lask

No regrets, thats my motto. That and “Everybody Wang Chung tonight”.
Zach Galifianakis - Luke

“Carpe the Diem. Seize the Carp.”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen

“- Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
- Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
- Worm: I don't know. There ought to be one though.”
Edward Norton - Worm
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

There's a saying in Missouri, "if you don't like the weather just wait five minutes". In Blaine, with hard work, I think we can get that down to three or four minutes.
Larry Miller - Glenn Welsch - Mayor