- Longfellow Deeds: My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache, she'd send me back to my class and say: "stop whining".
- Babe Bennett: But that's awful!
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I said it every day.
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds
Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett

“Yes, I tried to save you pain. I lied, yes, only to save you.”

Carole Lombard - Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka

“- Mickey: [reading Dennis a story] How can a train grow?
- Dennis Mitchell: He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep.
- Mickey: And what's the point of reading lies?
- Dennis Mitchell: It teaches kids to eat all their food, and go to bed when they're supposed to.”
Devin Ratray - Mickey
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“A delusion is lies that tell truth.”
Tilda Swinton - Dr. Klemperer

“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy