“- Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
- Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
- Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.”
Cary Elwes - Westley
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya

“- Jelly: Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal.”

Joe Viterelli - Jelly
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“Girl loves boy, boy loves girl, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy turns into a serial killer.”
Scott Patterson - Agent Peter Strahm

“- Pixel: Most stories with a bunch of camp counselors have some serial psycho who systematically butchers everyone one by one.
- Wendy: Yeah. And?
- Pixel: I don't know, it's kind of funny. I mean, who needs a serial psycho with a chainsaw when we have ourselves?”
Jaime King - Pixel
Dominique Swain - Wendy

“- Steerpike: I did it. I admit it. I killed Flay. You know that, don't you? I killed your aunts, I burnt the library... It was me! I burnt your father's books. I drove him mad. He killed himself because of me. But I did it all for you...
- Lady Fuchsia: I hate you.
- Steerpike: I did it all so I could be in a place where you would see me.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Steerpike
Neve McIntosh - Lady Fuchsia