“Saverio Schisa-Is that Baroness Focale? She looks just like John Paul II.
Fabietto Schisa-You're right.
Saverio Schisa-But the Pope is sexier.”
Toni Servillo - Saverio Schisa
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Androgynous guys are so manly.”
Mila Kunis - Jackie Burkhart

-Walter Burns: You're a newspaperman.
- Hildy Johnson: That's why I'm quitting. I want to go someplace where I can be a woman.
- Walter Burns: You mean "be a traitor".

Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson